We don’t exactly have the best track record when it comes to driving. One of us owns a car that hasn’t left its parking spot in over 16 months. The other may or may not have totaled his for the insurance money. Between the two of us, we have one valid drivers license and at any given time, a combined BAC of at least .20. So it’s always nice when someone else offers to drive.
Enter Bronco Podrumedic. Bronco isn’t your everyday restaurant owner; he’s a hustler. What restaurateur do you know that will pick you and six of your friends up in a stretch Lincoln Towncar, drive you to his establishment, serve you flaming cheese and still find time to charm the panties off of your female dining companions?
Little Bucharest Bistro is the kind of place you want to take your Borscht-loving friends to. Or the ones who go gaga for goulash. They’ve got kind of an iffy BYO policy, so we’d suggest calling ahead. Apparently they’re BYO Sunday through Thursday, unless of course you want to re-live Senior Prom and get the free limo ride. We ran into a slight issue over this, but it’s nothing a little gentlemanly bickering couldn’t solve.
It may cost you 3 bottles of vino, but nothing (surely not Romanian wine) tastes as good as riding in a free limousine feels.
Designated Drivers: Sanctioned.